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There once was a lady, Ilene

Posted on August 10th, 2008 in Irish limericks by Leprechaun

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin’
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she’d never benzene

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